In dreams, we live in a world entirely our own
jarredpadasexi:

isoldmysoultothetimelord:



OH MY FUCKIN GOD

Mindy Kaling on the worst birthday gift she’s received

heroinesaddiction:

The liars escaping PLL

orangeitnblack:

fuckyeah-alexvause:

o-i-t-n-b:

How to get a girlfriend:

  1. Go up to her and say, “Before I met you, the sun was like a yellow grape, but now it looks like fire in the sky. Why? Because you light a fire inside me.”
  2. Nickname her “Dandelion”
  3. Tell her you’d throw your pie for her, and then proceed to do so, in a violent manner, toward a fellow near said conquest.

and whatever you do, DO NOT piss on the floor of her shared bunk while she sleeps

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waltyensid:

An Evening with Walt Disney

Walt Disney’s last filmed appearance (October 27th, 1966)

cheezus-crispo:

we call this “american mulan” in my home

Women: I'm pregnant what should I do?
Pro life: keep the baby!
Women: okay! Can I have prenatal vitamins?
Pro life: what?
Women: can I have financial help for doctor appointments?
Pro life: ummm.....
Women: can I at least get paid maternity leave?
Pro life: ummm... Excuse me?
Women: the baby is here can I get financial help?
Pro life: I'm sorry do we know you?
did-you-kno:

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wingedflow:

sassygayclarinetist:

canadian vandalism

wingedflow:

sassygayclarinetist:

canadian vandalism

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innocenttmaan:

Andres Amador is an artist who uses the beach as his canvas, racing against the tide to create these large scale temporary masterpieces using a rake or stick ..

Andres’ creations are simply stunning and knowing that these delicate creations are temporary somehow makes them even more beautiful.

lovelyardie:

itsramez:

please be courteous this 4th. of July if you have a veteran in your neighborhood 

actually signal boost this please

lovelyardie:

itsramez:

please be courteous this 4th. of July if you have a veteran in your neighborhood 

actually signal boost this please

clarkethesharkmacarthur:

i think this one is my favourite

clarkethesharkmacarthur:

i think this one is my favourite

porkskins:

seeing an old person cry is the equivalent of having 1000 daggers stabbed into your heart

mindoftheunkind:

africant:

Don’t be scared. We represent someone who can help you. Someone who can make all your dreams come true.

Financial Aid Office

mindoftheunkind:

africant:

Don’t be scared. We represent someone who can help you. Someone who can make all your dreams come true.

Financial Aid Office